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Fabio woke up early. He had a lot to do that day. Suddenly an alien war craft burst through his roof and a green ray began to pul him slowly towards the ship. What ship???, you may ask. If you wait i will tell you. the ship was from mars, and was part of an alien equivilant of the spanish inquisition. Then, just when things seemed hopless, something amazing happened. Yes very amazing you see the most amazing thing ever.... A spy cookie came out of no where dudududu. ''Que dramatic music" code name cholate chip. Fabio promptly fainted of happiness. When he woke up, he realized it had all been a dream, though he still had a busy day ahead. Then, the real danger started.DUDUDUH!!!! the easter bunny was standing over him!!
"NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!" Jake screamed, "I'M ALLERGIC TO CHOCOLATE!!!!"and behind the easter bunny was his band of evil monster mutant zombie clowns, one of the clowns had a pet red-faced duck who blew bubbles with a clothesline. the other had three eyes that stared at him while he screamed in terror, then everyone started playing guitar hero with their toes!!! right when he thought he was dreaming again, someone pinched him REALLY hard. it wasnt the clown, the duck, or the one with 3 eyes, it was a new monster who was taller than anyone! He was 12 feet 6.879 inches tall, and he weighed 975,000,000 kilograms. But all he wanted was a McDonalds burger and a Taco Bell soft taco and he would be satisfied. So he got what he wanted and went back to mars.But when he landed on his home planet he was so fat that it blew up...kaboom! And now a piece was heading towards earth!Just then a flying dog named Scruffy flew in and blew it up with the bark of doom. Then, they all realized that the bark had created a nuclear explotion, and they all had to get out of there fast, due to the nuclear fallout. Out of the crowd a man shouted "What is a nuclear fallout?!?!?!?" Then sombody explained that it is nuclear radiation, then died of leukeimia. Then the magical super dooper cereal flying dog named Scruffy was going to create a giant bubble that everyone could hide in and be safe but...he saw his friend Popolitomia the poodle. Immediately he fell in love with her and went over to her. So the explosion killed everyone and it was over.The End...or is it!
ITS NOT!!!
Because of the masive amount of radiation, Scruffys intrest in the poodle left him along with his fur. He was so embarrassed that he fled from the scene; now he looks like this.....
After waiting years, his hair grew back and he was back on his searc to destroy the evil EASTER BUNNY AND HIS MINONS!
Along with his helpful allies the ALBINO SQUIRRELS!! This is his leader: SGT SNOTTY
Those squirrels are NUTS!
leats take a break from squirrels (thoe we all love them) and go to...yes gnomes
its gnome city....just cralwing with the little guys or for that matter big guys
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then all the lawn gnomes got nuked. it was a pretty sad sight. But then an alien race called the Yuuzhan Vong came and invade everyone with voxyns, yammosks, and ytchnas, and really took over the world. Then, suddenly, with all the changes in weight from the multiple invasions, the planet was hurled out of orbit and was sent on a crash corse with an astroid. impact was iminant.
luckily,Barack saved the day.He imported swiss cheese everybody pigged out and were happy, the very final end.
how did he save the day? well, let me tell you.no you already know it.
Fabio woke up early. He had a lot to do that day. Suddenly an alien war craft burst through his roof and a green ray began to pul him slowly towards the ship. What ship???, you may ask. If you wait i will tell you. the ship was from mars, and was part of an alien equivilant of the spanish inquisition. Then, just when things seemed hopless, something amazing happened. Yes very amazing you see the most amazing thing ever.... A spy cookie came out of no where dudududu. ''Que dramatic music" code name cholate chip. Fabio promptly fainted of happiness. When he woke up, he realized it had all been a dream, though he still had a busy day ahead. Then, the real danger started.
"NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!" Jake screamed, "I'M ALLERGIC TO CHOCOLATE!!!!"and behind the easter bunny was his band of evil monster mutant zombie clowns, one of the clowns had a pet red-faced duck who blew bubbles with a clothesline. the other had three eyes that stared at him while he screamed in terror, then everyone started playing guitar hero with their toes!!! right when he thought he was dreaming again, someone pinched him REALLY hard. it wasnt the clown, the duck, or the one with 3 eyes, it was a new monster who was taller than anyone! He was 12 feet 6.879 inches tall, and he weighed 975,000,000 kilograms. But all he wanted was a McDonalds burger and a Taco Bell soft taco and he would be satisfied. So he got what he wanted and went back to mars.But when he landed on his home planet he was so fat that it blew up...kaboom! And now a piece was heading towards earth!Just then a flying dog named Scruffy flew in and blew it up with the bark of doom. Then, they all realized that the bark had created a nuclear explotion, and they all had to get out of there fast, due to the nuclear fallout. Out of the crowd a man shouted "What is a nuclear fallout?!?!?!?" Then sombody explained that it is nuclear radiation, then died of leukeimia. Then the magical super dooper cereal flying dog named Scruffy was going to create a giant bubble that everyone could hide in and be safe but...he saw his friend Popolitomia the poodle. Immediately he fell in love with her and went over to her. So the explosion killed everyone and it was over.The End...or is it!
ITS NOT!!!
Because of the masive amount of radiation, Scruffys intrest in the poodle left him along with his fur. He was so embarrassed that he fled from the scene; now he looks like this.....
After waiting years, his hair grew back and he was back on his searc to destroy the evil EASTER BUNNY AND HIS MINONS!
Along with his helpful allies the ALBINO SQUIRRELS!!
Those squirrels are NUTS!
leats take a break from squirrels (thoe we all love them) and go to...
its gnome city....
its
then all the lawn gnomes got nuked. it was a pretty sad sight. But then an alien race called the Yuuzhan Vong came and invade everyone with voxyns, yammosks, and ytchnas, and really took over the world. Then, suddenly, with all the changes in weight from the multiple invasions, the planet was hurled out of orbit and was sent on a crash corse with an astroid. impact was iminant.
luckily,Barack saved the day.He imported swiss cheese everybody pigged out and were happy, the very final end.
how did he save the day? well, let me tell you.no you already know it.